Telling a lesbian that a famous celebrity is not right for you is just as crazy though. If Lindsay were my daughter I would have tried to help her through all of her drug and booze problems but stayed far away from relationship issues.

With a mom like Dina it isn’t hard to understand why Lohan’s father is a piece of shit douche. I just hope that Ali Lohan stops trying to grow up too quickly and that her trips to bars/clubs with her older sister will come to an end.

All in all I would have to say that Lindsay and Ronson are going to get an D on their sex life report card because they are no longer equal and once one person has upper hand it’s time to end things if said individual acts as if they could do better.

Let’s face it, there are better looking women in hollywood but I don’t see any of them beating down Samantha Ronson’s door. Come to think of it, Lindsay spends a lot of time beating on that door.

I personally liked the Lohan that enjoyed penis and not just a little of it but just about all the ding dong she can get.

It would appear that all Duff does for a living is go the mall and workout. Must be nice because if that’s all I had to do I’d thank my lucky stars.

Back a few years ago I wanted to move to California and become a comedy writer. Not that I think I have the skills for such things but plenty of people have said that I am funny.

So many others have made a great acting career off of other people’s humor though and just because I went out to Hollywood to hang around with famous celebs like Hilary Duff and Cheech there’s no hope that it’d be an easy road. More likely I’d be in the same boat I’m in now money wise and hundreds of miles away from family not that I give two shits about them really.

Maybe tomorrow I’ll get a bus ticket and you’ll never see me post to this site again because I’m gonna be a huge blockbuster type actor. Or I’ll shoot myself in the face while masturbating to Hilary Duff’s huge rack.

Rumor is that Rhianna was even the person who started to fight with Chris but that doesn’t mean she deserved to get the beat fucked outta her. Or does it?

Don’t start nothing won’t be nothing is what I’ve always heard and once you send a motherfucker off the deep end it’s hard to bring it back.

That said I am glad that he didn’t mess her up too bad because I enjoy looking at her face from time to time and see through dresses like the one she is wearing are among my favorite type of clothing for sexy celebs. I just wish that more white celebrity females would take cues from the likes of Rhianna or even Mariah Carey because those two have no shame.

Just because you don’t have a fat round ass doesn’t mean you cannot show off your little cute butt to the fans of famous girls who hate that giant assed type like Lopez and Kardashian. Those two make me fucking sick with what has to be implants on their butts. And don’t even get me started on Ice T woman Coco.. FREAK!

Makes you wonder how their brothers kept paws off for all those years of their sisters running around nude in the house. I mean blood is thicker than water but it ain’t thicker than hoohah