Telling a lesbian that a famous celebrity is not right for you is just as crazy though. If Lindsay were my daughter I would have tried to help her through all of her drug and booze problems but stayed far away from relationship issues.

With a mom like Dina it isn’t hard to understand why Lohan’s father is a piece of shit douche. I just hope that Ali Lohan stops trying to grow up too quickly and that her trips to bars/clubs with her older sister will come to an end.

All in all I would have to say that Lindsay and Ronson are going to get an D on their sex life report card because they are no longer equal and once one person has upper hand it’s time to end things if said individual acts as if they could do better.

Let’s face it, there are better looking women in hollywood but I don’t see any of them beating down Samantha Ronson’s door. Come to think of it, Lindsay spends a lot of time beating on that door.

I personally liked the Lohan that enjoyed penis and not just a little of it but just about all the ding dong she can get.