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Lately it seems that barely a week goes by without some new rumour of a sex tape being released.

So who is the latest to join the list?

Well if the information is correct, none other than the previous vestal virgin, Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape star, soon to be released onto the Internet.

Poor Jess is reputed to be captured on film engaged in some extreme horizontal gymnastics.

A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”

According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain. Too bad that her and Romo didn’t make a sextape before they split… or did they? Nah.. maybe!