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I’ve always wanted to be one of those fat cats that gets to sit on the sidelines at a fashion show. Just watching as those beautiful half nude supermodels strut by would probably give me a special feeling. The feeling that if there was a bare nipple slipping out, I couldn’t contain myself and would be tackled by security as I latched on to that titty like a newborn after his first meal. Where does one get tickets for such events?